So I went to see Alabama Shakes… Fo Free!
Pictures, Videos, and Thoughts soon
thoughts on thanksgiving, and the usual
im an asshole
when I see people say they are thankful about such and such, I honestly think its bullshit
I guess its my cynicism
so i guess i felt posting on here was my way to avoid a curtain level of hypocrisy (due to there being somewhat a level of anonymity to this blog)
Im thankful for my friends. Not like my facebooks friends, or even the ones I say whats up to, I mean the very few people I would trust with literally anything.
In the past year Ive made a few friendships that I value a lot. These are homies that in times that ive been at my lowest, they always had my back. I consider them my brothers.
That shit sounds cliche as fuck, but having people like that in my life that I trust with literally anything is something I am thankful for.
"Find someone who makes you feel drunk when you’re sober."
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.